Failure

I don't know why it is, but I have developed an extreme satisfaction for the things that go terribly "wrong." Everything going as planned is a little boring man. I'm into the "spice o life side" of mistake, and what develops from it.
For example, is it so wrong for me to want to see a baking clipshow where the chef digs into the dish and HATES it. I just want to see an hour-long special of outtakes that has people eating the nasty food they just made. Imagine, all the twisted faces, food spitting, and near-vomitting that could be showcased. It would make me so happy, especially if they started swearing or something. Frustration rules.
I also have an idea for a show called "Blow Me," it's a little like Trading Spaces/Extreme Makeover Home Edition where I go in and redo someone's room however I want and if they don't like it I say to them "Blow me, this is awesome. If this were my house I'd be pissing myself with glee.
You're lucky it's so amazing because I was gonna quit halfway through." The fact that wouldn't let people be all, "but you made the boys room into a girls room and now they'll be sexually confused and I don't want to have to deal with that." and try to change my mind about things should just make me seem committed to my vision. If people can't see that, they can blow me. I garuntee this would be a hit.
When you think about it, failure shouldn't really be a word because it assumes a predictable future, and that's just silly. The word failure could just be replaced completely with the word "wisdom."

...or "blow me," in either case, I'd be much happier for it.

Speaking of much happier, doesn't this always make you feel that way?