punch me in the face right now. come on . you know you want to. I would be just as conscience and intelligent if you did. did I spell that right? Here's the deal, I'm not gonna pay you and you're not gonna pay me but you're gonna listen to every damn word that I have to say. I'm typing with my eyes closed and pretrenidn I'm blind so that the temp guy filling in today will continue to think I'm blind. how aesome is that? It's a lie, but it would be fucking funny. I do have my eyes closed though. sweet.
K, I opened them. Not bad for a kid who never took typing, but pretty terrible for a kid who has recently been doing nothing but typing all day. I'm running on less than four hours of sleep. wow. that's not a lot of sleep. when will I get to sleep next? I have no idea. I'm not going back home because of the second snow day strike, that means I have half my closet to carry around manhattan and I'll be doing it with half a brain. Perhaps I should make that the theme for the night ...half tops and 50% off. foggy foggy hazze girrl that's me. OOOOOO! Someone just said my name, I wonder why.
my point is this, why is it when you pee in the wind no one will hold your hair from blowing in your face?
seriously punch me pizza.
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"Punch me pizza" is one of the better phrases I've heard in awhile.
I'll stick with "punch me pizza"
I hope you understand that phrase jis old english skleeve. It's the MOST proper and elegant.
wow. I love typing with my eyes closed, look how fun the results are?
ps, anyone else notice my backward spell mishap of the word pretendin? I just realized what I did there. awesome I really am dyslexic.
Congrats! I'm so happy for you.
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