in an effort to get this damned book read, I'm going to blog every hour today about it. Prepare yourselves, it's a little fluffy (which is why I'm trying to finish it, so people don't ask me what I'm reading and I have to embarassingly reply:
Harry Potter. Order of the Phoenix
9:00 So, Dobby the annoying house elf is back. yippy doo. Let's see what michievious doings he's getting into. god this blog is gonna suck today.
10:23 I haven't read a page since 9. I've been busy...writing emails and checking email and making new email accounts and I'm a busy web girl. get off my back.
11:41 I uh, still haven't read anything...I totally am going to though. I've been busy...emailing...still
12:30 Dobby helped harry find a place for the D A to meet, they practiced, Hermione and Ron wanted to do it but they didn't. I love the tension between those two. In this book it's particularly hilarious. I'm not sure if I give a crap about the Cho thing yet. ug, thank god I'm not young and shy like that anymore. I'm far more bombast when it comes to curious flirtations. Is butterbeer alcoholic!? Dobby said that winky got all drunk off it one time. So, they're drinking? They're like 14! Curious...
2:38 So this is my friends book and it's the big blue one and she cut it in half so that it wouldn't be all huge in her bag when she was carrying it around with her. But she cut it in the MIDDLE OF SENTANCE. I'm left wondering what the hell is going to happen to the Griffindors Quidditch team because Harry and the Weasley twin's just got banned FOR LIFE. Now forgive me for tangenting on this for a second but this makes me want to punch JK. I mean, things are so bad that I really can't imagine them getting any worse. Like, who is this woman! The defence against the dark arts woman is just nasty in an infinte realm. I mean congrats on making such a horrible character but JEEEZ.
Ok, because I'm done with what I have, I can start the second half and the cover is on the backside of the book so now I won't be quite as embarrassed to be reading it on the chubway. Yeah that's what I call it. the chubway. get over it. I'm HIGH on caffeine right now. If you're reading this in a short amount of time, I'm creating a cross continental dance at work day. The time for said dancing is 3:00 my time. figure that out and get your groove on with me....do it.
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I flipping love Harry Potter books. I can't wait to read your hourly blog.
Next time you're in RC, we're going on a mission to find Butter Beer.
If bartenders claim not to have it...then we need to find the secret passageway in the bar that takes us from the Muggle Bar to the Wizard/Witch Bar.
oh, jester, surely you don't have a job where literally all you do all day long is sit at a desk and try desperately to look busy. Cause that's why i was doing that. I'm a little farher in Harry Potter right now. i hate that he has to go through so much shit, but it makes for such good reading. I'm ADDICTED. Similar addiction to my one with the internet. I can't stop.
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