Oh my god today is boring.
Number of times I've gone to the bathroom: 5, 6
I'm wearing way too much eye makeup today.
Although cabbage is delicious, it is not totally useful for the purpose of wasting time.
I used to get so ansy that I would walk out of movie theatres and literally run around the block they were on. This, to me, was a completely normal activity. People used to ask me for crack all the time.
It makes me sad that I only get about half of those crack comments anymore.
Tuesday's Proof: Harry Potter is a magical schoolboy with attitude. Mary Poppins is a magical maid with attitude. Harry Potter and Mary Poopins are both English. Harry Potter and Mary Poppins both have attitude. English people have attitude and are magical.
The exception: Altough most members look like David Copperfield, Bad English is not magical, neither are their songs.
Ricky Gervais makes working at temp jobs totally worth it.
Asthma: a condition spelled by a lisper.
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This list is brilliant. I would like to see a proof with every post.
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