I want to move to Scotland and get a sexy job and go to cafes and sit and listen to people talk...all night long.
Asian people, although small, do not freak me out.
This is sad, I don't think I like making out with random guys anymore. That used to be like, top five... ~sigh~
I didn't wash my hair today or yesterday or the day before. There is an inverse relationship developing here. The less I wash my hair the smellier it gets, however, it LOOKS sexier. If only it could smell sexier...
If I met a Scottish guy he could probably bring me out of my "no make out" slump. Of course, I'd wanna listen to him talk more than make out, but listening to him talk would make me want to make out. gah Ahh, that's better.
The christmas tree is still up in my office. Since it is not related to the religious part of the holiday, I have no problem with this fact. However, there is a menorrah (yeah. like you know how to spell that offhand) still on display, since I'm not Jewish I'm not sure if this is offensive or not. But knowing that Channukah is a political holiday, it doesn't seem like it would be.
Crossword puzzles become less puzzley the more I do them
It smells like feet right now. Oh wow. that's awful.. Oh weird. it's gone now.
There is a smelly feet ghost in my office.
Isn't it weird that addictive stuff tastes bad? Coffee, my dad's scalloped potatoes and ham, lithium, blueberry "lube", crack...
What the hell is lithium. I should look more things up in the dictionary. I wish I had my dictionary. Moving sucks.
Temping is a much easier way of getting crappy jobs. Someone is interviewing for my job right now. Interviewing for, quite possibly, the easiest job of my life. Temping rules.
My dream guy: Tall, broadshouldered Asian guy with Scottish accent who can dance really well and wears Mr. Rogers sweaters on a daily basis. The ultimate multi-cultural dream boat.
Theme named pets are amusing. If I had my say? William Catner and Catrick Stewart, and yes, you would have to call them by the full name all the time.
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I like the cat names.
I like the post.
Hannukah like JUST ended.
You wouldn't strike me as a lover of the Scottish accent.
I'm a fan of the Australian accent myself.
And that's all I have to say for now.
I think I like the New Zealand accent just one notch higher than australian, and I would like the australian accent if it didn't come from the ancestors of criminals. Scottish is the best though, hands down...my pants
The part of a Scottish person I'm interested in is the voice part. And do these "hand skills" include slapping asses? Cause if so I know a great game, it's called "Go whack that guy in the ass and see how fast he can run." I'm part of a league here in Manhattan. My team is called the clASS Action Suits. Our arch rivals are the One Hand Bandits. It's like a really random and sexy game of tag. By the way you quoted your hand skills, I can tell that you might have just the skills we need to give our team the edge.
and my password right now is ebfek, my new swearword
I like the game idea, Cap Hap.
Australians as ancestors of criminals is exactly WHY the accent is so sexy.
And the Scottish are ancestors of skirt-wearing barbarians. So don't you judge my nationality crush so harshly, Cap.
jester you are officially invited to my ass-wackin team. cat like reflexes are just what we need, especially if you can do it all while being liquored up.
skog you like a lot of my ideas, except the best one which involves a calendar, which is ebfeking retarded but I'm over it. Skirt wearing barbarians are at least original, whereas criminals are sort of a general messy mush of bad attitude.
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