and it's Olympic-sized! I have a competitive side...it takes up at least 80% of me. I am a competitive sonuva, so you can imagine what the olympic games do to me. The best thing about the olympics is how much more fun everything is when you get to think of them in Olympic fashion. For example, this morning I won the gold medal in the "turnstile competition" when the other gold hopeful had to re-swipe his card. I got a silver in the sidewalk competition, but the other competitor had a giant headstart. i'm not even sure a headstart that big is legal, I also think that competitor could be using. my train beat out the express into grand central, so the 6 struck some gold this morning too!
Go sasha coen! weee! I love it that she looks a little evil when she's doing her "spirals." It's like she's an evil witch conjuring forces around her. mwa hahahah! She's got a look...don't cross her.
I also love that when Team America gets a silver, anouncers are alll "Aw damn, her life is over she only got a silver." Meanwhile Azerbijan is just feelin good having one person there. I sometimes don't like team america very much. We are cocky sons of bitches sometimes y'all. Me too though, so I guess that's cool.
I have to go for the gold in the potty now. enjoy your day.
the olympic honor is mine. and I will do with it as I choose.
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Sasha Cohen looks like she'd be a biter if she was cornered in a fight.
And that's why she's my favorite Olympian.
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