1. Get to sing melancholic renditions of Eddie Murphy's "Party All the Time" anytime I want without having to change the lyrics.
2. All the clothes-sharing I could handle.
3. Instead of hating women with beautiful bodies, I'd get to lust after them.
4. Finally feel like one of the gals at Ani concerts
5. Never feel guilty about forgetting to shave arm pits.
6. Play with real live boobs...Bigger ones anyway.
7. By law of inverse relationship, become irresistible to men
8. A bad haircut is never a deal breaker
9. Magically stop being superficial
10.Finally rid my stripping carreer of the bashfulness that plagues midwestern good girls.
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