Tonight, at the restaurant that I work at, a gentleman stopped me as I was passing by him and said, "Excuse me, I just wanted to say, I really like the print of your dress."
To which I replied, "Do you work for Target?"
Smack down. Not even a begin with a thank you. just a full on judgement. I'm not a bitch, it's just that my brain thinks like one.
Shit like that plops out of my mouth daily. How can I stop this from happening? Do I have to plan things? Do I just say thank you mindlessly? WHO THE HELL SAYS THE PRINT OF YOUR DRESS?! My response was only as equally stupid as his question, right?
oh my god. oh my god. another guy just called me. it's 205 am. what are you doing? voicemail? trying to leave voicemail? I went to turn off the sound and picked up the call instead. to which I just stared at the phone in horror. for 10 seconds. then hung up.
When god was passing out skillz, I was watching the golden girls and eating peanut butter graham crackers.
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