Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The "Holiday" Season of Politics

So the white house is in trouble! Not because of what you might think. The annual Christmas Card was sent out and OH MY GOD, no Christmas and no Jesus. Read all about the scandalous details here.

Is it just me or shouldn't we all be a little outraged that out of the 1.4 million people that he sent christmas cards to, I wasn't on the list. What the hell. I am totally worth giving a card to. Maybe my address was accidentaly deleted from the list. Maybe they didn't get my forwarding address, I did just move. But just maybe, I wasn't special enough to included along with those elite 1.4 million other recipients.

and PS, I don't care if it says "I'm totally the president, hell's yea!" If I got a generic card from anyone for the holidays, I wouldn't be offended by the message, I'd be offended that the person didn't care enough to actually take time and write something down. Of course it's generic and all inclusive! The hell is wrong with Christians? "There isn't that much diversity so we don't have to be sensitive to it." WHAT?! That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

On the plus side, this is what my handwriting reveals about me:

You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry, it's really a shame your boobs are not the same size.

You are a shy, idealistic person who does not find it easy to have relationships, especially intimate ones, making you more suited to one-niters and brief encounters "out-back."

You are diplomatic, objective, and live in the present, you also enjoy getting presents from living objective diplomats. ahem Jaques Chirac?

You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!

You enjoy life in your own way and do not depend on the opinions of others, but in an ironic twist of fate, others should depend on your opinions to base their life decisions.

in other words:

Handwriting Analysis

What does your handwriting say about YOU?

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