Twin Cities mania

After visiting the Dallas/Fort Worth area and now visiting the Minneapolis/St. Paul area I've come the conclusion that:
A) Too much cold makes people delightfully crazy.
B) Too much hot makes people tan and bitchy in a hilarious way.
C) Gay communities in a liberal area are fun and free spirited
D) Gay communities in a conservative bible beating area are seedy and overtly decadent.
E) No matter where you go, no one understands the difference between 35W north and 35E north. Which mostly just ends a delightful mocking from me. After it's all done, I blame the interstate itself for such ignorance.

I miss Dunn Bros.