Things about me you should know

I took a poll that said I was 99% not the mother of Taneesha. Jealous?

Yesterday I hung out with a buddy and watercolored. I got to keep the watercolor art she did. Jealous?

I don't have a real job right now. jealous?

These diamond earrings that I found on the ground aren't infecting my lobes. Jealous?

My pink-eye attack means that God loves me. Jealous?

I had a dream too Martin Luther King. Jealous?

If I win first prize at any bake-off or dance-off, I win double prizes because I was born a twin. Jealous?

I am afforded the luxury of being casually late to everything without consequence. Jealous?

I don't have to pay luxury tax on the affor-mentioned trait. Jealous?

I smell like kittens...