I think it's valuable to re-evaluate ones life from time to time. So here are some things that I evaluated this morning in my yoga meditations.
No matter what, I will never have a genuine British accent, so accuracy on them is pointless.
Even stretch pants have a limit, I should follow their example.
Alphabet Soup without the noodles is neither tasty nor educational.
If people counted ages in days, old people dating young people would seem that much more gross to people concerned with age. Which I am.
Carpet is deliciously cushioney and deceptively filthy. I have missed its deceitful comfort.
I will never be what I was, I will always be what I will be.
Spanish people make things so hard to understand with thier big fancy tongues lolling about thier mouths.
If possible, I would put myself inside a Microwaved Peep, so that when it shrunk back down during cooling it would look as though I was being birthed by a duck. Hopefully the Guiness people would be around to see it. The book people or the beer people, I think either would be delighted.
People regularly tell me, "Wow you look really different in your glasses." Which I find a little redundant, because one always looks different when one looks different.
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