Have you heard the story about the girl who fell asleep with her hand down her pants? That's because I haven't told you about last night yet. Seriously, can I tell you about last night?! It just sucks when you wake up and realize that you're so shitty in bed that you fall asleep on yourself.
Have you heard the story about the girl who fell asleep on her sandwich? Again last night. I can't decide what I feel worse for, the sandwich or Megan. Obviously that Turkey Sandwich wasn't exciting enough to keep Megan awake, but she's also gross enough to take a turkey sandwich to bed with her, and drunk enough to think a turkey sandwich would have sex with her. Honestly though, had it been a Spicy Chicken Pesto with fresh mozzarella on Rosemary Ciabata Bread, I'm pretty sure I would have gotten lucky.
Yeah, I just wrote a blog about having enjoyable drunken sex with a sandwich. Clearly, the age of 27 is going to be a good one.
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