Connecticut

I just got to Connecticut on tour. After checking into our hotel, I took a really long walk down main street and got honked at the entire way. If I liked guys who were jobless, I would seriously be having a party right now with all of them. It would be a huge party, is what I'm saying. But I was in sweat pants! I fucking hate it when I'm in sweatpants and I get honked at! It just weakens the effect for when I actually look like a prostitute at night when going out, TRYING for attention. Please, all I'm asking is, standards UP gentleman. My ego doesn't need it nearly as much as my standards do. PS, I'm so hot, sweatpants wearing doesn't offend, it inspires. I'm the best.

So, last week was a rerun of the SNL recent return from the writers strike Tina Fey hosted show. SNL IS THE FUNNIEST SKETCH ON TELEVISION. A lot of other great sketch VIDEO shows are good, yes, but this looks like and IS a live sketch show. You can't get good LIVE sketch like this a lot of places, but this is on TELEVISION. It looks live on television. I'd say it's pretty remarkable. "I drink your milkshake" had me laughing so hard I couldn't hear the television, Jason Sudeikis drunk laughed a powerhouse monologue that I couldn't get enough of, and of course sprung forth the incredible "Bitch is the New Black" monologue. "...you hated those bitches! ..but you knew the capital of Vermont." With her best line delivery, "She knows we can see her right?" She's incredible to me. (Special mention to MacGruber, probably one of the funniest sketches with the easiest joke, and yet, it doesn't stop being funny!)

Connecticut smells good.