Wednesday, August 02, 2006

If I had alcohol more often, I would be an old french whore

Here's the thing, I am generally just a hanging out chillaxed little lady who enjoys the company of others. But I get one drink in me, and suddenly I need to taste someone elses tongue. Is that weird? I'm not trying to be sexy or anything, as in wanting of the sex, sometimes i just enjoy making out. Those times have two things in common, a. there is a boy nearby who likes me or seems like he does god knows why b. there is alcohol in my blood.

(I passed out on the keys when typing this post and I've deleted it. Favored letters were k,j, p, and h. Appearently I was lying towards the right. Which is ironic, because I always say that if I were a guy, that's totally how I'd hang.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

why would you denigrate our love?!? am i nothing more to you than a tongue upon which to feast in a drunken stupor? hmm. . . . well . . . ok. i can be that.

-nearby boy

Anonymous said...

did you pass out on the keyboard when you were writing this? It doesn't seem like you really have a point to this blog. You did pass out didn't you, you douche bag. can I be you when I am reincarnated?